Tonight’s post is dedicated exclusively to scale smashing. Yes you heard me, scale smashing 🙂
I promised yesterday that I would upload a video of ‘yours truly’ smashing some weighing scales. Well, I’ve done it, I had great fun doing it and I hope you enjoy it too.
You know how I feel people. (1) Diets don’t work and (2) Scales are of the devil. Furthermore, scales need to go the way of the dodo. If you agree with me, you need to take action as well. Join me my friends, join me in the liberty that is scale smashing!! Now I have to be honest, we didn’t even own a set of scales in our house (I’m too heavy for household ones), so I bought some especially for the job. They were inexpensive (I would have paid more for a burger), inaccurate, rubbish and they deserved to die – and die they did. Oh the liberation, the exhilaration, the sheer ecstasy of pummelling them in to oblivion.
Below is the YouTube link to the video (Muhahahahahaha) AND I’ve also made a poll. It’s simple and easy, all I want to know is this…
Do you believe?
Do you believe with me that scales are evil?
If you do, then decide today and – SMASH YOUR SCALES TOO !!!!! I will happily upload any video of your scales being sent back to scale hell, so, come on people, get on board the ‘scale train’ and say NO to disappointment and discouragement.
No more daily weighs people. Even weekly is bad. Go monthly and feel the freedom. Go the gym, your doctors, or the chemist and use their scales. Concentrate on getting ‘healthier’, being happy with changes you see and how you feel. No more ‘scale depression’ or ‘scale binges’. You know who you are. The scales say ‘gain’ so you say, “what’s the point,” and hit the fridge. Oh really, you don’t hey. I’ve got one word for you – liar!!!
The scales end nearly every diet – fact. Only yesterday my Sister-in-law was telling me how she has just stopped going to a very well known diet class (which shall remain nameless but they have a lovely colour scheme 😉 ) BECAUSE the scales said ‘no loss’. It’s time to say ‘get lost’ friends and SMASH THOSE SCALES !!!!!
Enjoy the video and take the poll
Here is the link Scales Are Evil…
“I Can Do It…!” (and so can you)